Downtown gets a residents association

Where's Midtown?

Is it near the now defunct Ladder District?

Sounds like we have some NY expats.

Where the fuck is that? Is it next to SoWa? Do I take a left at the Shake Shack?

Cultural Association? In other words, we can see a lot of well heeled morons complaining loudly to the Mayah about why they can't get rid of "those" people who just refuse to leave their newly christened "Midtown".

First order of business, freaking out about the planned dispensary on Milk Street. You see, that seems to worry the new masters of Washington Street a heck of a lot more than the almost weekly stories of drunken morons starting shit with each other around State Street and Quincy Market place. You see, because it's weed that brings in the bad element of poorly dressed sick people, as opposed to the well dressed violent drunks.

The residents of the new Millenium Tower are the primary drivers of this association and it's been spun out of their worries with the redevelopment of the old Felt space on Washington Street. There are also rumblings that a giant club wants to occupy another space in the neighborhood. I forget the name of the club and which building that it's trying to occupy but I think the capacity of that club alone would be something like 4,000 people. Imagine the size of the fights when 5,000 or 6,000 people, most likely the bridge and tunnel crowd, start pouring out of the clubs at 2 AM?

They need a theme song, maybe Billy Joel can help.