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Scent of a woman: Will it lead police to a shoplifter?

Cambridge Police report somebody lifted two new iPhones from a store on Fresh Pond Parkway on Sunday afternoon.

The suspect is described as a white female with strawberry blonde and gray hair, thin, mid-40s to 50s, wearing a purple coat, black pants, sneakers, and perfume.



I think that's her name. Probably smelled like horse piss, too (premarin), and was trying to cover it.

Us crones is nose blind, just like teen boys, when it comes to scent saturation.

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