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Forget porch pirates: In Hyde Park, people have to worry about porch turkeys

By adamg on Tue, 04/14/2020 - 3:12pm
Porch turkey

Seth McCoy reports opening the door on River Street, near the Price Rite in Hyde Park, today to find, no, not an energy salesman, but this bad boy.

Neighborhoods: 
Hyde Park
Free tagging: 
Wildlife
Turkeys
River Street

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Comments

By FakeBostonCharlie on Tue, 04/14/2020 - 3:15pm.

Please come in.

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By MrZip on Tue, 04/14/2020 - 5:52pm.

Have you accepted tofurkey as your personal meat substitute?

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By Anon on Tue, 04/14/2020 - 6:17pm.

That’s actually a pretty looking bird compared to the ones you usually see

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By Turkey Liberation Front on Tue, 04/14/2020 - 6:47pm.

Stay in your house silly colonials!

Do we have to recite the Masque of the Red Death for you again?

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By SwirlyGrrl on Tue, 04/14/2020 - 6:51pm.

Excellent strategic reserve food supply.

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By Essteess on Wed, 04/15/2020 - 4:17pm.

The Third Amendment says that "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner."
Don't say nothing about turkeys.

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By Winter Man on Wed, 04/15/2020 - 9:01pm.

Elmer, Where are you? We miss you. Anyway, ADORABLE.

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