Ah, answering machines

Doubleperf posts audio files and transcripts of some messages he's gotten in recent months that show that answering machines are either the greatest thing ever or the work of the devil - conspiracy-filled rants by somebody who doesn't seem to realize she's always dialing the wrong number:

... I live in Naples, Florida since 9/11, we're having actors and actresses relocate. We've got children, yellow and green with hepatitis and gray with AIDS. I'm concerned about our water system as well as yours. The Pentagon came to its demise for a 9/11. They call it getting caught in the quagmire when different governmental agencies don’t wanna overlap. I'm suggesting people talk about it, circulate this information, check and verify ...