Don't even think of calling him Elf.
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He broke the tie wide open with a two run double tonight. Why can't we just call him "dusty' for crying out loud?
Or, if he keeps coming through the way he has been, Infield Jesus.
We call him "Shorty" (pronounced to rhyme with "naughty"), as in "C'mon, Shorty, do something!" And he always does.
Pedroia is the Rick Deckard of the Red Sox, "a goddamned one-man slaughterhouse, I tell ya."
...that some Sawx fan with entirely too much time on his/her hands will put together a YouTube video called "The Muddy Chicken Dance"?
I am in favor of this.
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