Some frou-frou travel magazine ranks us as the fifth most unfriendly city for tourists:
Beantown denizens put off readers with their Brahmin-like brains and their skillful backtalk.
Brahmin-like brains? What does that even mean, you pusillanimous codswallopers? And we wouldn't be backtalking if the tourists weren't getting all up in our grills and stuff, amirite?