Revenge of the Mooninites: Bomb squads in Boston, Cambridge respond to suspicious objects, blow up at least one, then discover they're part of a marketing campaign
UPDATE: Group that says it's based in Rome takes responsibility.
Bomb squads from both Boston and Cambridge Police today recovered small metal boxes with taped "Open Me" notes on the side as the departments urged the public to be cautious and to call 911 if they found more.
At least one of the boxes turned up on a park bench along the Charles River in Cambridge yesterday, where a woman spotted it and opened it - and found a $50 bill inside.
At 5:44 p.m. today, after bomb squads were called to two locations in Boston and at least one in Cambridge, Cambridge Police tweeted:
This possible suspicious package was identified as a tin can with the message "open me" by our Explosive Ordnance Unit. It has been investigated and cleared. Appears to be part of a marketing campaign. In the event others are located in #CambMA, please report them to CPD.
Live Boston reports that Boston Police bomb experts found and removed two of the boxes, one around 12:20 p.m. at the Charlestown Navy Yard and around 1:30 p.m. at 1 Beacon St., outside the Santander Bank
Boston Police wrote:
Boston Police are investigating whether these items were placed with malicious intent. Police are advising community members to exercise caution should they discover similar objects and to call 911 immediately.
Live Boston reports the Charlestown object was brought to a secure location and detonated.
Amy Brown reports she was out for a walk with her dog, Bronson, yesterday when she sat down on a bench along the Charles near Harvard Square and spotted a tin with an odd global symbol on it, with tape on one side reading "Open Me," which got her curious enough to, well, open it:
I made a few jokes in my head about it being a trap, but I still opened it pretty much as soon as I sat down and it was next to us. I opened it, looked pretty crazily around to try and catch someone watching or filming or something to confirm I'd just found $50 in the park and it wasn't a weird joke.
She adds that a Google image search on the emblem came up empty and that the only other identifying mark was a five-digit number under the "Open Me:" 00989.
She reports she'll use the new money for some margaritas and street corn at the Lone Star Taco Bar.
She adds:
I'll have an extra margarita for those people more cautious of random packages with directions on them.
Wicket the cat guards the box, its fortune-cookie-like message and the $50 before Brown and her boyfriend go and spend it:
H/t Shamus Moynihan
Ad:
Comments
A marketing campaign for WHAT
A marketing campaign for WHAT???? Sorry. Bad idea. In fact, stupid. You just lost a huge market. But Andy Warhol did say everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame.
You are talking about it,
You are talking about it, that is the extent to which marketing campaigns like this set as a goal for this stage. You can be annoyed and say you are going to boycott them or whatever, but like Trump throughout his life, they are just happy you are talking about them.
Security theater
The coveted "too fearful to leave their homes" demographic.
The “people who call 911 on
The “people who call 911 on an eyeglass case” market.
They also lost the
They also lost the UHub demographic.
Message inside
If you blow up that photo (heh), the 'fortune-cookie-like message' inside reads:
If I find one, I am totally going to turn it over to the police.
After I take the money.
But how does one know if the money's real or counterfeit?
This:
seems kind of risky. How would one know if the money is counterfeit or real?
Going to a bank to find out might not be a bad idea.
seriously
I want to know too.....what is it marketing? who put them out there?
Cat vs Dog
Which one is more adorable?
The dog
The dog is adorable. The cat looks like a fierce guard cat, protecting the money she's going to buy catnip with.
Reddit
Other people on Reddit said they found these in other parts of the world too. They all had local currency. So, the bomb squad is blowing up money and telling people to call 911 so they can be sure to take the money?
Fucking classic.
Until we find out the money
Until we find out the money is smeared with samples of Captain Tripps and the Walkin' Dude takes over the remnants of civilization.
Cops think they are the only
Cops think they are the only ones allowed to get money they didn't earn.
What about those who
What about those who inherited wealth?
In other countries all over the world
People are interacting with these boxes as intended.
Normal, well adjusted human beings just playing along.
Believe it or not, they're even getting a bit of enjoyment out of it. Having a laugh and getting a few bucks out of the interaction in the process.
And then there's us...
We'll soon have the kids who were kids during 9/11 having kids of their own.
2 generations weaned on post-9/11 anxiety and fear, fealty to authority, and military worship. Little children never knowing what "life during peacetime" even means.
BE VERY AFRAID
ALWAYS BE VERY AFRAID!
Don't leave the country.
Don't chat with the clerk in an international grocery store.
Don't leave your neighborhood without a gun.
BE VERY AFRAID
Well this is the country that
Well this is the country that AMNESTY International declared a travel warning for and you 100% retweeted that, so maybe the joke’s on you?
Amnesty International
Too bad the USA isn’t dangerous enough for them to pull the annoying people wearing brightly colored vests in Central Square soliciting monthly donations.
lol
it is kinda dangerous in some places, especially for foreigners. China tells it's people to try and avoid our East Coast entirely and Mexico warns it's citizens to get their vaccines before visiting the U.S.
Think about THAT one, comprade.
i.y.d.g.y.d.k.
about 15 years ago i got a random metal box in the mail with those initials on it.
we took it to the fire department (i guess they blew it up).
later on, i think it was a coke ad i.i.r.c.
Google
And if you type "i.y.d.g.y.d.k." into Google this evening, the second search result is THIS POST on UHub!
More ...
I mean I'd probably angle it
I mean I'd probably angle it away from my face when I opened it but it seems physically improbable that it could carry any truly dangerous payload. ARG would have been my first guess.
Sorry for causing all the
Sorry for causing all the trouble, we did not mean to! We are doing a social experiment all around the globe in which we are giving away money in these boxes. The goal of it is to find out what people do with money they would not have had. We are more than happy that people already donated the money to charity. For more info please follow @snoopos on instagram.
Is that a phone too?
I found $50 USD once, not in a phone.
"Paranoia strikes deep"
Into our lives it has creeped.
It starts when we're always afraid.
Well, you know the rest...
"For What It's Worth"
Written by Stephen Stills. Originally about the 1966 teen riots on Sunset Strip. The song also took on great resonance to American soldiers fighting in Vietnam at the time.
The Muppet Show
They did the best cover video of it, paws down.
Lite Brite
At least they weren't Lite-Brites! Those things were truly terrifying!
Well, if you were BPD
or Martha Coakley, they were.
Sinister devices!
They had batteries ... and WIRES!
The Mooninites were victors
After shutting down the subways and highways they laughed at and mocked the efforts to prosecute them and were awarded a huge contract from the city for First Night.
Menino had some good anti
Menino had some good anti-terrorist training paid for because of that marketing campaign.
Not bad.
Security theatre, sure.
But good practice.
It Was a Hoak Device
That's the singular for hoax isn't it?
As long as they aren't conjugatin' on the Common there won't be any problems.
Trash
I just wish they paid this sort of attention to all the trash lying about.
It is just or more as probable that they are dangerous as these items. Trash (and in some area needles) is so ubiquitous that it would be easy to plant a dangerous piece that would totally be ignored.
Cute dog! Not as outraged as
Cute dog! Not as outraged as many here seem to be by the alleged overreaction by the cops. Local news showed a black container about the size of a large breadbox that the cops were calles about and not a small eyeglass case.