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Boston's nude beach
By adamg on Sun, 08/13/2023 - 10:37pm
A roving UHub correspondent reports spotting a man stripped down to his birthday suit at Malibu Beach, the better to soak in all the sun's rays as he lay on the sand completely dishabille and sunny side, um, front side, up.
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Sunscreen
Very important!
Please tell us
that he applied the sunscreen from a spray can.
No pics...
... It never happened.
I have pics
Well, one pic and a short video, but didn't post them because some things are best left to the imagination (plus, they were taken from a distance so aren't the best shots).
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Nothing to see here folks,
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
The Curley Recreation Center
Adjacent to Malibu beach built with long fences was known for nude bathing on the mens side of the bathhouse. A favorite spot for crooks and cops to play handball and take a stroll along the sandy beach without fear that anyone was wearing a wire to record their conversations.
Interesting!
But the Curley center isn't next to Malibu. M Street or even Carson, though ...
Shouldn't that be the "Short and Curley Recreation Center"?
n/t
The short and curlies ….
…. actually does not mean public hair.
In your world
Hang out with an Australian surfer dude and you might get a different definition.
It’s an English expression from England.
Down under they speak the language of Oz in their own special way.
The L Street bathouse
is located between Carson beach and M street beach.
I'll defer to David Niven,
I'll defer to David Niven, Niven, after having a bit of a chuckle and maintaining a truly ungodly amount of composure as the orchestra plays on cue and then abruptly stops, tells the crowd: "Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen... But isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?"
déshabillé
je vous en prie
Short Order
A Sausage, Two Eggs, Sunny Side Up.. coming right up..
Who cares?
There might be something wrong with you when you first reaction upon spotting a nude beach goer is to turn it into a "news" story.
Commonplace in many (most?) parts of the world. Maybe reach outside your insulated, Puritanical bubble.
Thanks for checking in from St. Tropez
I always appreciate hearing from foreign visitors. Here in Boston, though, this is unusual.
But if you're so blase (oops, pardon my French for leaving out the accent mark) about it, why did you take the time to complain about our local mores?
So it was you!!!
Now we know.
if you really believed what you're saying
You wouldn't be hiding behind "anon' and handing out unnecessary insults.
he was squirrel hunting
How do you catch a squirrel?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts.
(an old favorite for Dot Cub Scouts to attempt to tell when Bozo was at WHDH 5 on Morrissey)
Are there also tents at Malibu beach?
There was a post about this on Next Door over the past few days. It looks like the discussion was removed.
Honestly, good on him.
People are too uptight, and skinny dipping is fun.
(Relatedly, I recently learned that something like 75% of states allow women to go topless in public. MA, oddly enough, is one of the exceptions.)
Saturday evening I was strolling the beach on Peddocks Island.
It was hot and I was far enough away from folks in Crab Alley or on their boats to strip down to my skivvies or nothing at all and no one would likely have had good enough eyesight to see.
But I didn’t.
Though I’ve done this so many times in so many other places, some strange Puritanical hesitation stopped me. The Boston skyline was reminding me of where I was.
All of the observation decks
All of the observation decks in the city have been closed for years now, so there isn't a coin-op telescope in position to see you.
Actually, the Prudential Center
has a new observation deck open now.
https://viewboston.com/
I wonder ….
… if I’d be worth a quarter.