On this matter at least. It appears the "Dr. Shiva" is capable of recognizing a rake after he's stepped on it seven or eight times and thwacked himself in the face. I have a feeling, though, that this is a specific rather than general epiphany, and that the lesson won't translate to other tools with the potential for self-harm.
that uses abstruse hocus-pocus words to gull the simpleminded. No bona fide election security expert is arguing for needless, expensive anti-counterfeiting measures on ballots like holographic foils and UV watermarks (or if you prefer to sound like an overweening douche, "multi-colored micro-numismatic invisible ultraviolet designs".)
It's not a simple topic, but the short path to election security is to shun purely electronic voting systems, rely on voter-verifiable paper ballots, and routinely conduct risk-limiting audits. Read an actual election security expert like Matt Blaze if you're interested in learning more about it from someone who is widely respected in the field, as opposed to wasting another second on some Trumpie fuckwad who has proven himself again and again to be an utter clown, a ghastly public nuisance, a nagging burden on state taxpayers, and a disgrace to the fine institutions that awarded him degrees.
Time for you to bugger off to the ignorant backwoods of Florida, Shiva, as you are the Florida Man of empty, delusional PhDs. That tired, transparent shtick of yours might actually fool some of the rubes there. Here in the Commonwealth, you will forever be a sorry joke, the overeducated drunk at the end of the bar muttering tortured explanations of why he ended up such a repeat loser in life to an audience of no one.
some people who follow this blog might be confused why this guy gets so much coverage, but for those of us that were around in CompSci circles his ultimate career/life trajectory has been absolutely shocking. This is a someone who was respected by many.
Starting to understand why tech companies seem fundamentally hostile to the concept of society and consequences for their actions - just creeps hiding being libertarian views at every level.
I don't want to turn this into a thread about the virtues and vices of Richard Stallman (though advocacy of free software and open software is not generally a "libertarian view"), but comparing him to Shiva Ayyadurai is ludicrous. The contributions of Stallman to software engineering are vast; many thousands of engineers use tools that he designed and developed every day, and larger systems enabled by them are used by millions. Nothing developed by Ayyadurai has had any influence at all.
the bogus claim to inventing email was how most folks there heard of Ayyadurai for the first time, and the consensus was that they couldn't wait for that embarrassing schmuck to get his eventual, inevitable comeuppance.
I suppose it's like learning that the guy who organized the Fyre Festival or Elizabeth Holmes from Theranos was a classmate: shameless fraudsters destined for a prison sentence someday.
That's gotta make for some awkward reunion moments. "Hey, Shiva, how ya been? Still making the dumbest bullshit claim in MIT history?"
I personally knew Ray Tomlinson, whose claim to have actually invented Internet e-mail is as strong as anybody’s, and in stark contrast to Shiva, one of Ray’s most salient characteristics was modesty. He always insisted that his e-mail innovations were just good, incremental engineering advancements and he resisted people wanting to make a big deal out of it. Also in contrast to Shiva, every time someone described Ray as having “invented e-mail” he would correct them and point out that what he did was add to existing email the ability to send mail to people whose accounts were on different computers in different locations. Among other things, he chose the at sign as the delimiter to separate mailbox name from host name.
Against this background, Shiva’s fuckery always annoyed the hell out of me.
Just reading these stories about Shiva A. gives me a headache. But I can't imagine researching, reporting and writing these stories. I am surprised your head hasn't exploded.
...election losers did the same thing. That is, accepted defeat and disappeared, like a decent humble human being. Looking at a certain Orange Turd whose supporters are STILL crying over the election. #getoverit
I obviously still see the value of anonymous comments, but they go into a queue where I have to approve them first - I'm not totally insane.
In this case, I didn't see this comment as Trumpian, but simply a bad-penny comment - we're talking about a person who keeps running for Senate and who filed not one but two lawsuits over last year's results (ditto for his e-mail-daddy claims and even his claims to be more of an anti-vaxxer than Bobby Kennedy, Jr - he sued the Morgan and Morgan frontman, then sued one of Kennedy's supporters).
For an explanation, see the supremely complicated graphic on the door of a certain Southie barber shop, where all such elaborate conspiracies are properly unpacked.
Not being a lawyer myself, what remedies can we hope for to discourage this kind of abuse of the legal system by Ayyaduri? Are court-imposed fines the only option?
I know that lawyers can be declared vexatious litigants and sanctioned under a variety of codes that exist for licensed attorneys. However, since Ayyaduri always seems to go pro se and duck out right before a judge gets set to drop the banhammer, I'm not sure what else can be done.
I do, however, applaud him for keeping MIT in the race for venerated local institutions who produce alumni with a significant net negative benefit to society. They've got a long way to go to catch Harvard Law, but who doesn't love an underdog?
Few people understand the systems in place for voting.
1) Paper ballots are marked.
2) The ballot is fed to a reader whose software also checks to make sure it is the correct ballot for that voting location. Ballots are coded to only go into a single machine at the voting location. If that ballot does not belong there, it is kicked back.
3) The reader scans the ballot and adds votes to two memory cards secured with a security tab. If either security tab is broken the ballots have to be recounted. One memory card is used for tally purposes at a later date and the second is untouched as a secure back up.
4) At the end of the voting night a printout is created which tallies the machine votes per candidate and race. One copy is posted on the entry door of the voting location. This is posted next to a ticker tape printed when the machine was activate that morning at 7 AM showing a zero vote count so that people can see there was no compromise to the machine.
A second ticker tape at the end of the night is printed and the results copied into the clerk's log book. That printed ticker tape is included with the clerk's log book when returned to city hall. A third ticker tape is printed and left attached to the reader. The reader with its paper tape attached and the two secure memory cards are packed for return to city hall by the police officer.
Number of unmarked ballots, cast ballots and anything kicked back are tallied. Numbers have to match. Number of people voting via the check-in books and check out books have to match, and that has to match the number of people that voted per the reader machine.
The cast ballots are locked in a case and secured with a security tab. The reader and ballots are taken to city hall by a police officer.
Preliminary counts are derived from the paper ticker tapes and log books. The working memory card is used to validate the numbers. The second memory card is not touched unless there are issues. If a recount is called for the security tag is broken and ballots recounted by hand.
There are so many redundant systems in place that fraud is not likely.
And for what its worth, none of the state's voting systems that carry the votes otherwise are not connected to the internet at all so there is no chance for hacking.
You can venture all the conspiracy theories that you want but it will not hold water... at least not here. All election workers also take a constitutional oath to uphold a fair and impartial election and are subject to sworn testimony.
That's only a piece of what happens on voting day. Most people think the election workers have it easy. Far from it.
That's only a piece of what happens on voting day. Most people think the election workers have it easy. Far from it.
Indeed. If you get the chance, I suggest signing up for one of the volunteer positions to assist at a polling place. You will see a lot more of the process, and likely you will leave not only reassured but grateful and proud of the work that is done to make our elections happen, and glad that you were a part of it.
the Commonwealth, which is why Bozo the Sham Inventor of Email's claims are going nowhere. Election fraud is very hard to commit here except in ones or twos, and the penalties far outweigh the utterly negligible impact.
Large-scale election fraud in MA can only really exist is some asshole's fevered brain, no matter how much insane blather and pseudoscientific mumbo-jumbo you spew in court. Documenting your hallucinations in a chart just makes it more obvious what a gibbering conspiracy-minded nimrod you are, which is exactly what Ayyadurai did.
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So, he's come to his senses?
Or maybe now he is a part of the conspiracy.
On this matter at least
On this matter at least. It appears the "Dr. Shiva" is capable of recognizing a rake after he's stepped on it seven or eight times and thwacked himself in the face. I have a feeling, though, that this is a specific rather than general epiphany, and that the lesson won't translate to other tools with the potential for self-harm.
Ayyadurai is one of those risible intellectual frauds
that uses abstruse hocus-pocus words to gull the simpleminded. No bona fide election security expert is arguing for needless, expensive anti-counterfeiting measures on ballots like holographic foils and UV watermarks (or if you prefer to sound like an overweening douche, "multi-colored micro-numismatic invisible ultraviolet designs".)
It's not a simple topic, but the short path to election security is to shun purely electronic voting systems, rely on voter-verifiable paper ballots, and routinely conduct risk-limiting audits. Read an actual election security expert like Matt Blaze if you're interested in learning more about it from someone who is widely respected in the field, as opposed to wasting another second on some Trumpie fuckwad who has proven himself again and again to be an utter clown, a ghastly public nuisance, a nagging burden on state taxpayers, and a disgrace to the fine institutions that awarded him degrees.
Time for you to bugger off to the ignorant backwoods of Florida, Shiva, as you are the Florida Man of empty, delusional PhDs. That tired, transparent shtick of yours might actually fool some of the rubes there. Here in the Commonwealth, you will forever be a sorry joke, the overeducated drunk at the end of the bar muttering tortured explanations of why he ended up such a repeat loser in life to an audience of no one.
some people who follow this
some people who follow this blog might be confused why this guy gets so much coverage, but for those of us that were around in CompSci circles his ultimate career/life trajectory has been absolutely shocking. This is a someone who was respected by many.
Was he? I could very well
Was he? I could very well just be out of the loop, but I got my BS in CS in 2004 and I had never heard of him until a few years ago.
Same here
Completed my CS degree in 2008. Also never heard of him. Maybe the later classes heard of him, as in the 2010s?
Not in a serious CS way
Not in a serious CS way...more like "this is what happens if you eat too many hot pockets" or something like that.
Was he ever?
As long as I can remember, he's been "some crank who claims to have invented email".
Oh, like Richard Stallman
Starting to understand why tech companies seem fundamentally hostile to the concept of society and consequences for their actions - just creeps hiding being libertarian views at every level.
Stallman vs. Shiva
I don't want to turn this into a thread about the virtues and vices of Richard Stallman (though advocacy of free software and open software is not generally a "libertarian view"), but comparing him to Shiva Ayyadurai is ludicrous. The contributions of Stallman to software engineering are vast; many thousands of engineers use tools that he designed and developed every day, and larger systems enabled by them are used by millions. Nothing developed by Ayyadurai has had any influence at all.
Sure
Of course it's also true that Shiva didn't chase tons of highly talented women out of the tech sector so tomato tomatoe.
A pal of mine who's an MIT alum said that
the bogus claim to inventing email was how most folks there heard of Ayyadurai for the first time, and the consensus was that they couldn't wait for that embarrassing schmuck to get his eventual, inevitable comeuppance.
I suppose it's like learning that the guy who organized the Fyre Festival or Elizabeth Holmes from Theranos was a classmate: shameless fraudsters destined for a prison sentence someday.
That's gotta make for some awkward reunion moments. "Hey, Shiva, how ya been? Still making the dumbest bullshit claim in MIT history?"
Particularly annoying re email
I personally knew Ray Tomlinson, whose claim to have actually invented Internet e-mail is as strong as anybody’s, and in stark contrast to Shiva, one of Ray’s most salient characteristics was modesty. He always insisted that his e-mail innovations were just good, incremental engineering advancements and he resisted people wanting to make a big deal out of it. Also in contrast to Shiva, every time someone described Ray as having “invented e-mail” he would correct them and point out that what he did was add to existing email the ability to send mail to people whose accounts were on different computers in different locations. Among other things, he chose the at sign as the delimiter to separate mailbox name from host name.
Against this background, Shiva’s fuckery always annoyed the hell out of me.
Bill him for court costs.
What a monumental waste of taxpayer funds and judiciary time.
I know it's a typo, but ..
I like it and I'm going to use it from now on.
As in "Baby wheels are a marine species endemic to The Massachusetts"
It was my French influence coming out
Definite articles everywhere! Fixed.
You deserve a break Adam
Just reading these stories about Shiva A. gives me a headache. But I can't imagine researching, reporting and writing these stories. I am surprised your head hasn't exploded.
nooooooo!
you could have had a deep and lasting influence on the regional parler
I liked this typo.
Somehow saying "I live in The Massachusetts" sounds cooler than "I live in Massachusetts". But maybe it's me, I'm weird like that LOL
I like it too
but does that mean that the official name is The Commonwealth of The Massachusetts?
It's sometimes proper parlance in Vermont
A lot of things add "the", particularly road names.
I used to live off "The Dover Road." I also lived on "The Handle Road" .
Not just Vermont
“The Southeast Expressway.” “The Jamaicaway”(maybe). “The Mass Pike”. “The Leverett Connector.”
If only certain other...
...election losers did the same thing. That is, accepted defeat and disappeared, like a decent humble human being. Looking at a certain Orange Turd whose supporters are STILL crying over the election. #getoverit
I'm not so sure about that
If I were a betting man, I would bet a whole bunch that he'll be back.
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Or edited out. Adam's right and I apologize if I jumped too quickly to conclusions.
Whoa ...
I obviously still see the value of anonymous comments, but they go into a queue where I have to approve them first - I'm not totally insane.
In this case, I didn't see this comment as Trumpian, but simply a bad-penny comment - we're talking about a person who keeps running for Senate and who filed not one but two lawsuits over last year's results (ditto for his e-mail-daddy claims and even his claims to be more of an anti-vaxxer than Bobby Kennedy, Jr - he sued the Morgan and Morgan frontman, then sued one of Kennedy's supporters).
It is a coincidence that "multi-colored numismatic
can't-be-seen UV marks" can be sung to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?
I think not.
For an explanation, see the supremely complicated graphic on the door of a certain Southie barber shop, where all such elaborate conspiracies are properly unpacked.
Aw man
Just when it was starting to look like he might be pulling together a coherent legal argument...
TIL Shiva used to be married
TIL Shiva used to be married to Fran Drescher of Nanny fame. I wonder how those two got together...?
Sing it with me...
"I'm a loser... I'm a loser..."
wow, Shindig!
I watched that religiously when I was a kid.
Edit: Good Lord the Beatles were so cute! Sometimes I forget. I'm sitting here grinning ear to ear.
Thanks, Scratchie!
Lights the UHub Lawyer Signal
Not being a lawyer myself, what remedies can we hope for to discourage this kind of abuse of the legal system by Ayyaduri? Are court-imposed fines the only option?
I know that lawyers can be declared vexatious litigants and sanctioned under a variety of codes that exist for licensed attorneys. However, since Ayyaduri always seems to go pro se and duck out right before a judge gets set to drop the banhammer, I'm not sure what else can be done.
I do, however, applaud him for keeping MIT in the race for venerated local institutions who produce alumni with a significant net negative benefit to society. They've got a long way to go to catch Harvard Law, but who doesn't love an underdog?
vexatious litigant
Actual plaintiffs can also be deemed vexatious litigants, whether or not they have convinced a lawyer to work for them.
Since lawyers don't want to be sanctioned by the court, people who are bringing that sort of harassing or meritless suit are often acting pro se.
(I am not a lawyer either.)
Paper Ballots - Digital Accounting - somewhat
Few people understand the systems in place for voting.
1) Paper ballots are marked.
2) The ballot is fed to a reader whose software also checks to make sure it is the correct ballot for that voting location. Ballots are coded to only go into a single machine at the voting location. If that ballot does not belong there, it is kicked back.
3) The reader scans the ballot and adds votes to two memory cards secured with a security tab. If either security tab is broken the ballots have to be recounted. One memory card is used for tally purposes at a later date and the second is untouched as a secure back up.
4) At the end of the voting night a printout is created which tallies the machine votes per candidate and race. One copy is posted on the entry door of the voting location. This is posted next to a ticker tape printed when the machine was activate that morning at 7 AM showing a zero vote count so that people can see there was no compromise to the machine.
A second ticker tape at the end of the night is printed and the results copied into the clerk's log book. That printed ticker tape is included with the clerk's log book when returned to city hall. A third ticker tape is printed and left attached to the reader. The reader with its paper tape attached and the two secure memory cards are packed for return to city hall by the police officer.
Number of unmarked ballots, cast ballots and anything kicked back are tallied. Numbers have to match. Number of people voting via the check-in books and check out books have to match, and that has to match the number of people that voted per the reader machine.
The cast ballots are locked in a case and secured with a security tab. The reader and ballots are taken to city hall by a police officer.
Preliminary counts are derived from the paper ticker tapes and log books. The working memory card is used to validate the numbers. The second memory card is not touched unless there are issues. If a recount is called for the security tag is broken and ballots recounted by hand.
There are so many redundant systems in place that fraud is not likely.
And for what its worth, none of the state's voting systems that carry the votes otherwise are not connected to the internet at all so there is no chance for hacking.
You can venture all the conspiracy theories that you want but it will not hold water... at least not here. All election workers also take a constitutional oath to uphold a fair and impartial election and are subject to sworn testimony.
That's only a piece of what happens on voting day. Most people think the election workers have it easy. Far from it.
Indeed
Indeed. If you get the chance, I suggest signing up for one of the volunteer positions to assist at a polling place. You will see a lot more of the process, and likely you will leave not only reassured but grateful and proud of the work that is done to make our elections happen, and glad that you were a part of it.
You don’t mean “no chance”
“Oh, you sweet innocent summer child.” — actual security experts.
"Possible", sure. "Probable"? Not in
the Commonwealth, which is why Bozo the Sham Inventor of Email's claims are going nowhere. Election fraud is very hard to commit here except in ones or twos, and the penalties far outweigh the utterly negligible impact.
Large-scale election fraud in MA can only really exist is some asshole's fevered brain, no matter how much insane blather and pseudoscientific mumbo-jumbo you spew in court. Documenting your hallucinations in a chart just makes it more obvious what a gibbering conspiracy-minded nimrod you are, which is exactly what Ayyadurai did.