Boston.com: Bay State in massive landgrab

According to the "Local" section of boston.com's News page this morning, Massachusetts now includes New Hampshire, West Virginia and Connecticut (where Charlie Rocket died, which is no doubt horrifying news for the five people who remember who he was, and where United Technologies reported a profit thanks to air-conditioner sales). In fact, as I type this, the only story from pre-expansion Massachusetts is about that dam in Taunton that's about to burst.

My standard newspaper disclosure.