Citibank sucks

On Life According to Carrie, Carrie informs Citibank that after five phone calls in one week trying to get her to sign up for a new credit card, the next time somebody calls, she will hunt them down and rip their lungs out:

Me: (rudely) "What do you want?"

Citibank Bitch: "We are calling to see if you are interested in the new Citibank Signature Credit Card..."

Me: (cutting her off mid-sentence) "How many damn times are you going to call me about your damn card?! I've already told the four previous idiots that I wasn't interested!"

Bitch: "Well, you didn't tell me"

That REALLY just pissed me off. So out came the big guns. ...

Ironically, Carrie already had a Citibank Visa card. But not anymore.