On Life According to Carrie, Carrie informs Citibank that after five phone calls in one week trying to get her to sign up for a new credit card, the next time somebody calls, she will hunt them down and rip their lungs out:

Me: (rudely) "What do you want?"

Citibank Bitch: "We are calling to see if you are interested in the new Citibank Signature Credit Card..."