Hell hath no fury like a Sox fan scorned

Kristen posts a photo of two girls throwing balls:

... OH LOOK IT IS TWO GIRLS WHO APPEAR TO BE THROWING BETTER THAN MATT CLEMENT AND JOSH BECKETT WHO ARE, IN POINT OF FACT, ACTUAL MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYERS HMMMM THAT IS INTERESTING.

Look what you did? You made me yell.

Sigh. Listen, boys. I don't like to have to resort to the "throws like a girl" insults for three reasons: 1) I am a girl. And I can actually throw, 2) I tend to reserve such truths for insulting Johnny Damon, and 3) it's weak, easy and obvious. MUCH LIKE THE WAY YOU HAVE BEEN PITCHING. ...

Beth, meanwhile, wanted to hurl, both because of Beckett's performance and because Gustavo Chacin simply showed up:

... The discussion about [Chacin]'s fragrance on NESN, complete with background soundtrack of "Sexual Healing", was enough to make me feel like vomiting.

It wasn't until I saw Freddy Krueger up in our bullpen, though, that I thought I actually might. ...