BostonNow's first coup: The growed-up kiddie advice columnist returns

You remember Mark Godes, a.k.a. Bobby Simpson, the 12-year-old kid who offered advice back in the day for the Herald-American, then grew up and found nobody wanted to pay for advice from a dude (but just in case, read Alex Beam on him from a couple years back). Sure, boston.com hired him, but that only lasted two months (maybe it was something about the last post's topic?). Now he's back, posting under his real name on BostonNow.

You want my advice? Go back to Bulgaria.