At the height of the storm last night, Kaz wondered why a beacon was rounding the sky in Brighton. Erin Hubay reports it's just the newly rebuilt McDonald's on Soldiers Field Drive alerting the world to its existence.
When I think a certain headline is possibly the funniest thing ever written on UHub, you can be quite confident that a fair amount of feelz are hurt or some wokeline has been crossed.
But when I do, I make sure to OWN THE LIBS in advance of anybody expressing any objection!
Because I just want you all to know that when I do, I am just doubling down on the cluelessness that leads me to not understand what is offensive and why because I'm CapeCodpiece and I'm stoopid!
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You better watch out
By capecoddah
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 9:33am
When I think a certain headline is possibly the funniest thing ever written on UHub, you can be quite confident that a fair amount of feelz are hurt or some wokeline has been crossed.
I might be fat but
By cynical
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 9:50am
I still think that's pretty doggone funny.
Hey Snowflake
By anon
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 12:09pm
The real world doesn't work like the inside of your alleged mind.
I read "fat signal" as "we have a lot of fat for you to eat".
I don't always complain about strawmen
By anon
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 12:40pm
But when I do, I do it before anyone has even hinted that they were offended!
It's cool
By Kaz
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 3:25pm
I fed him the line in my responses on Twitter. And I'm fat. So it's cool.
What's wrong with "Fat Signal"
By SwirlyGrrl
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 6:09pm
They were signalling that they had lots of fatty food for sale, no?
I don't always make shit up
By SwirlyGrrl
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 6:08pm
But when I do, I make sure to OWN THE LIBS in advance of anybody expressing any objection!
Because I just want you all to know that when I do, I am just doubling down on the cluelessness that leads me to not understand what is offensive and why because I'm CapeCodpiece and I'm stoopid!
yeah
By Luke Warmer
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 10:24am
that's a quality headline right there. good job Adam
Credit to Kaz
By adamg
Mon, 12/02/2019 - 7:13pm
It was his idea.
So not Fatman & Beyond?
By Don't Panic
Tue, 12/03/2019 - 12:13am
My first thought was that Kevin Smith of Jay & Silent Bob fame was hosting his podcast live in Brighton.
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