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Rawr: Orange dinosaur to be joined by donuts

The Lynn Item reports that the fabled Orange Dinosaur of Rte. 1, now sitting in the world's largest pit of despair, will be joined by a Kane's Donuts outlet next year.

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"the world's largest pit of despair" I guess you could describe Route 1 in Saugus that way, seeing how Mos Eisley already took "wretched hive of scum and villainy."

While I would happily send my blood sugar levels into the realm of imaginary numbers were a Kane's drive through window to open near me, I'm sure that having one right at the Route 1/99 split (given how they're planning the entrances and exits onto the pike from the new property there) is just going to make that despair turn into utter, wretched, bleak hopelessness from which none shall return (but they can at least eat a coffee roll the size of their steering wheel while they sit in traffic).

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I'm pretty sure if I came up with a definitive list of worst places to live in Metro Boston right on that stretch of Route 1 would be at the top.

Good grief.

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will save everyone from the velociraptors in Jurassic Park 19 - by feeding them donuts.

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