UPDATE, 11:20 p.m., 1/14: Harv says we could get an inch or so on Friday, but then comes the big storm on Saturday into Sunday: "Snow, ice, rain, wind all in play."
Barry Burbank is getting us worried for this coming weekend, although recall that a week ago, some forecasts were calling for a Snow Bowl at Gillette.
Friday's Storm Will Be Minor Yielding Maybe 1-2" Of Snow Where A Change To Rain Is Unlikely Farther Northwest Of Boston. The POTENTIAL Late Sat. Night/Sunday Storm Is Trending Major... But We Need To Get Closer To The Event To Be Confident About Specifics. #highstakesstorm #wbz pic.twitter.com/KKRMoIiQ2K
— Barry Burbank (@BarryWBZ) January 14, 2019
The National Weather Service says there could be just a spot of snow on Thursday into Friday, but that "the potential exists for a significant winter storm" on Saturday or Sunday, although this far out, "whether main impacts are to the north, south or over [Southern New England] remains to be seen."
The French Toast Alert System has been developed in consultation with local and federal emergency officials to help you determine when to panic and rush to the store to buy milk, eggs and bread.
1 Slice / Low: No storm predicted. Harvey Leonard sighs and looks dour on the evening news. Go about your daily business but consider buying second refrigerator for basement, diesel generator. Good time to replenish stocks of maple syrup, cinnamon.
2 Slices / Guarded: Light snow predicted. Subtle grin appears on Harvey Leonard's face. Check car fuel gauge, memorize quickest route to emergency supermarket should conditions change.
3 Slices / Elevated: Moderate, plowable snow predicted. Harvey Leonard openly smiles during report. Empty your trunk to make room for milk, eggs and bread. Clear space in refrigerator and head to store for an extra gallon of milk, a spare dozen eggs and a new loaf of bread.
4 Slices / High: Heavy snow predicted. Harvey Leonard breaks into huge grin, can't keep his hands off the weather map. Proceed at speed limit before snow starts to nearest supermarket to pick up two gallons of milk, a couple dozen eggs and two loaves of bread - per person in household.
5 Slices / Severe: Nor'easter predicted. This is it, people, THE BIG ONE. Harvey Leonard makes repeated references to the Blizzard of '78. RUSH to emergency supermarket NOW for multiple gallons of milk, cartons of eggs and loaves of bread. IGNORE cries of little old lady you've just trampled in mad rush to get last gallon of milk. Place pets in basement for use as emergency food supply if needed.
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