French Toast Alert System
No snow in the forecast. Have some French toast anyway, with all those leftover fixin's.
The French Toast Alert System has been developed in consultation with local and federal emergency officials to help you determine when to panic and rush to the store to buy milk, eggs and bread. NOTE: This season's alert honors the many years of forecasting by Harvey Leonard, who retired in May.
1 Slice / Low: No storm predicted. Harvey Leonard would have sighed and looked dour on the evening news. Go about your daily business but consider buying second refrigerator for basement, diesel generator. Good time to replenish stocks of maple syrup, cinnamon.
2 Slices / Guarded: Light snow predicted. Subtle grin appeared on Harvey Leonard's face. Check car fuel gauge, memorize quickest route to emergency supermarket should conditions change.
3 Slices / Elevated: Moderate, plowable snow predicted. Harvey Leonard would have openly smiled during report. Empty your trunk to make room for milk, eggs and bread. Clear space in refrigerator and head to store for an extra gallon of milk, a spare dozen eggs and a new loaf of bread.
4 Slices / High: Heavy snow predicted. Harvey Leonard would have broken into huge grin, can't keep his hands off the weather map. Proceed at speed limit before snow starts to nearest supermarket to pick up two gallons of milk, a couple dozen eggs and two loaves of bread - per person in household.
5 Slices / Severe: Nor'easter predicted. This is it, people, THE BIG ONE. Harvey Leonard would have made repeated references to the Blizzard of '78. RUSH to emergency supermarket NOW for multiple gallons of milk, cartons of eggs and loaves of bread. IGNORE cries of little old lady you've just trampled in mad rush to get last gallon of milk. Place pets in basement for use as emergency food supply if needed.
Busy person? Follow the French Toast Alert System on Twitter or on Facebook; stay up to the moment with the proper panic level.
Busy developer type person? Use the French Toast Alert data set to build those state-of-the-art iPhone apps.
Put the French Toast Alert System on your site! Copy and paste the following where you want the alert to show up. It's 124 pixels wide by 126 pixels high:
Become the alert: Buy an official French Toast Alert T-shirt and run around updating your neighbors:
Get this custom shirt at Zazzle
Toastaphon: Toast image derived from this French Toast sammich photo by Bunchofpants.
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French Toast alert T-shirts??
I would buy them for everyone if they existed! I swear!!
Sweet merciful syrup!
What a great idea! Let me investigate.
French Toast Alert T-shirts now available
Boston French Toast Alert Tshirts by agaffin
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Will that t-shirt make my butt look bigger?
Only if ...
You eat it with lots of butter and syrup.
I know for SURE your butt will look bigger if you have been eating all that French Toast! What they heck - go for it!!
The T-Shirt has a red logo that says elevated, but elevated on the chart is yellow. I would want a severe logo on the front with the whole chart explanation on the back.
If I had a million dollars ...
... I'd hire a copy editor.
Changed on the link above. If you bought one of the "Elevated" shirts and want the real "Severe" shirt, e-mail me and I'll get you the right ones.
Even if you don't have a million bucks...
Perhaps, I can help?
I am a proofreader of web pages; checking spelling, grammar, links and anything that looks "strange." I am technically not a copy editor because I don't have the skills to edit hard copy lay-outs.
I do have a reference whose e-mail I will be glad to give you in private email.
On your contact page I couldn't find a way to join without installing MS Outlook which I didn't wish to do.
is just a e-mail link. It doesn't have anything to do with MS Outlook.
But-but-but... if you have Outlook on your computer, and alot of PCs do, it automatically opens up a Compose screen in Outlook. If you haven't set up Outlook, it'll make you set that up first.
I'm not sure about other web-browsers, but in Chrome, you can right-click and "Copy e-mail address" (even without highlighting the link!). Then paste it in your To field.
you can't figure out that you can copy a mailto: link rather than clicking through for it to open Outlook, you have no business copy editing web pages!
Fixed it for you
You had all kinds of funny brackets all over the place. What a mess! I just cleaned that all up for you. You should see if you have a few stuck keys on your typewriter.
ETAOIN SHRDLU 4EVA!
ETAOIN SHRDLU 4EVA!
So how do I get mine??
french toast t's
Oh yes, those are just wonderful! Make 'em Make 'em! I do remember french toast as an evening meal, probably Saturday or Sundays, because Fridays were Beans and Franks (unless we had some extra cash, then we got some steak). Or has it been so long that I've been away and I've got Friday's and Saturday's meals mixed up?
French toast Ts
Hey Knitnzu - you got em mixed up if you grew up Catholic - no meat on Fridays, remember?
We call that supper breakfast
We call that supper breakfast.
Finally, an alert system that actually MEANS something. Now this is a system I can wrap my fork around.
French toast alternatives
Tomato soup and grilled-cheese sandwiches.
No no no no no
The beauty of the french toast system is that the three necessary and sufficient ingredients are bread, milk, and eggs: the three perishables that always disappear when snow is announced. If anything, it should somehow also tie-in with toilet paper...the one non-food perishable that disappears just as fast when bad weather is on the way.
As Chris Crocker would tell us:
LEAVE FRENCH TOAST ALONE!
LOL, wonderful shirts. What a great idea!
You know, I was just
You know, I was just thinking - shouldn't it be "Freedom Toast"?
great minds think alike
I had the same thought a few days ago.
Sidenote: jeez, Adam's been laid off barely a day and the slacking has already started :) We're currently at "green", but "elevated".
French Toast Alert by email
I was caught at Roche Bros in W Roxbury during a rush on the French Toast section, so many people that they brought in palettes of eggs and just left them in the middle of the milk area.
Also that Roche Bros in W Roxbury harbors a mysterious virus that makes you age 6 months for every minute you're in there, like that episode of Star Trek, so there were a lot of confused and desperate people in dairy.
So I would really appreciate getting the Alert by email.
Sweet Merciful God, when will this end
Another one? That's three this week!
No kidding, needs to cool down a bit!
screw leondard, dick albert is the man!
Adam, Can you fix the alert
Can you fix the alert system so that the delicious french toast isn't tainted by the alert level color?
This is too funny. I'm a
This is too funny. I'm a retail manager, and you should see the idiots go crazy when snow is predicted. My personal favorite as a drug store manager were: the emergency condoms.
I've been seeing snowflakes since around 3 or so.
We really need a Facebook craplet for French Toast Alert status.
Anyone care to toss one together?
Yeah, I want this as a FB app, so it can sit as a box on my page.
So, I use Windows Vista... and Google Desktop. I'd really think it was neat to have a sidebar widget for French Toast alerts...
The French Toast Alert System
I must say the french toast alert system is funny. I currently live just out side of Washington, DC & trust me when I say, these people don't know how to drive in good weather. When that 4 letter word (snow) is put in the forecast. They go from "green" to "RED ALERT". There is nothing else to consider for these people. Example, this past Dec. we got about 18" of snow. These people that have cars with about 4 to 6" of clearance are out driving & are getting stuck & they can not understand why. DUH!
Hurricane French Toast Alert?
Can the French Toast Alert system be applied to Hurricanes? Earl is on the way!
It's something that should be looked into.
french toast alert
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery..as a dj of "no repute" on a public station in NJ (wdvrfm.org on the web I have been announcing french toast alerts for about 10 years...but i love your t-shirt and am a proud owner of one (gift from my Boston based daughters)
I guess great minds think along the same lines...have a great day...enjoy the french toast this afternoon!
time to raise the alert!
at least to elevated!
Don't forget to fill the bathtub with water too!
Adam! I mentioned on FB that we've had 7 storms already (per channel 5). A friend of mine (who lives in the Caribbean I might add) suggested that we start naming the storms like they do for hurricanes. Instead of the boy girl names, you could use breakfast dishes (French Toast is obviously already being used). Blueberry Pancakes; Blintzes; Scrambled Eggs. You could make up a new list each fall.
If there's a "Blizzard of '78" type storm, that name can be retired. What do you think?
7 storms? I've only seen 4
on December 26, January 11-12, January 20-21, and January 26-27
There were a few in there that only dropped a dusting or an inch or two that you don't have listed. I'm guessing they're counting those too.
Speaking of the Blizzard of '78
This year is very reminiscent of '78, with large January snowfalls leading up to a potential early February biggie.
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Anybody notice what's wrong with this picture?
Clicking for bigger doesn't
Clicking for bigger doesn't make it bigger?
Really? Sorry. It does for
Really? Sorry. It does for me unless I have a zoom level > 100% on my browser. In any case, what I was looking for was the fact that the caption says 128 in Dedham when it's actually Canton looking towards Westwood.
At first, I thought this was a thread about a new breakfast place. Now that I "get it" I am literally laughing my hiney off. Maybe I've been inside for way too long....
that's wildly different from
that's wildly different from the 1-2" NWS is calling
Ignore their 7-day forecast, which seems to lag
Instead, look at the latest Winter Storm Watch:
Link doesn't work....
... for me, at least. And the only winter storm watch I could find on the NOAA site was for Alaska.
Snow blower started, first
Snow blower started, first pull , didnt have to plug in the electric starter, plenty of firewood, have direct deposit , let it snow !
this site has been the absolutely best thing about a rather dreadful Boston winter. I laugh every time I open it up
Reason for mentioning Orange, the mythical town, not so mythical
I think that the reason the NWS in Taunton likes to highlight Orange is because it is near the northern and western extreme of the WFO Taunton County Watch Area (CWA) and it has an airport that more or less regularly reports weather conditions. The airport in North Adams (Harriman and West) is within the NWS Albany CWA.
They would probably talk more about Keene, but it's Keene, in New Hampshire, and therefore "up there" or "in ski country" so far as most of the WFO Taunton audience is concerned.
On Gallivan Blvd it is snowing quite hard out right now!
New warning tier
Adam, why isn't there an 'Extreme' or 'XTREEEEME!' level to this warning system
Beware The 7 Day Forecast!
Predictions of above freezing weather on day 7 are not probable!
Come on Adam
We want Green! Take the level down.
Time to set it back to Green
It's sunny today, and all I see ahead is more sunshine and more rain.
Hazardous weather warning cancelled?
As of right now, Sunday 12/27 at 8 am, the page you linked to says:
No Active Hazardous Weather Conditions
issued by NWS Roxbury MA
"Big Bust Potential" ?
Does 'bust" mean "disappointingly small storm" ?
Nice mention on CNN main page
Nice mention on CNN main page Adam! ;)
French Toast Alert
How many rolls of toilet paper should I buy for each level of alerts?
I keep editing this comment
but it never gets any funnier.
I support french toast in the summer!
I love it!!!
I have the alert posted on my desk, and keep it updated during those horrific weather times.
What about using French Toast
What about using French Toast doneness colors instead of the green, blue, yellow etc colors? So you could have French toast colors from practically raw to practically burnt with golden brown being in the middle? Love this site. Keep it up!
Neither End Of That Scale Sounds Very Appetizing!
( and half a snowstorm is not better than none! )
The Waffle House Index
Down here in the South we have what's called the Waffle House Index. Waffle Houses NEVER CLOSE, PERIOD. The Index condition states that if the weather or disaster is severe enough that the local Waffle House decides to close, WE'RE ALL DOOMED. It's armageddon.
A copycat who gives no credit....
Sheesh - this guy http://frenchtoastalert.com/
There will be NO SPRING in 2018. Summer may be shorter too. Already 2018 is competing with '15 and '78 in overall snowfall during the winter, using the standard that it's not over until the snow is completely gone and no more snowstorms are in the forecast. The calendar is meaningless. And yes, this incoming storm as of 3/12/18 is going to stick. Why? When the storms come, the temperature drops low enough for it to stick, and won't rebound for at least a week, assuming there isn't another storm within that week, which is a very low probability. All we can do is hope it ends by June 21 (the ACTUAL beginning of summer, only corporations use Memorial Day for that). Yes, I did say the calendar doesn't matter, but that's only for determining the start of a non-existent season. tl, dr: Just another rant about the awful winters here and the fact that I can't move out. And I have the First Amendment right to complain.
We already started having Spring
But it appears that she's been brought on part-time with a shifting schedule, like a fast food worker.
and here we still are on March 20
...getting the storms we're supposed to see a month ago.
Happy spring equinox?
French Toast Alert Dataset
Can you confirm if the French Toast Dataset is uptodate? It usually just says "Guarded" and the last time it appears to be updated (change of french toast alert status) was around March 13.
Which file are you talking about?
The xml or js file? If so, maybe there's a problem I need to look into, because the actual Alert has changed several times in that time period.
Sorry for the delay, just saw
Sorry for the delay, just saw this. I meant the xml file.
XML doesn't match this page
but this page says "Guarded"
I Propose a New Benchmark
It seems like we get at least 1 major Nor'Easter each Winter. Sometimes multiple. Therefore, I propose a new benchmark, when the City of Boston is absolutely crippled and can't easily withstand another blow. Think February 2015. March 2018 also flirted with this, though there was enough time/melting between storms to recover:
6+ Slices: EXTREME. Multiple Category 4-5 events in a short period of time with another one scheduled to hit... imminently. Harvey Leonard appears genuinely terrified, making multiple references to the Feb 2015 Snow Blitz, widespread Power Outages and the National Guard. Supermarkets are long barren & the MBTA has been out of service for weeks. If you don't already have a stockpile of bread, eggs, milk & emergency rations to last until May, consider evacuating to somewhere warmer, where your survival skills will come in handy when a mere dusting shuts down the area. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE. WE'RE PRETTY MUCH F*CKED.
And following that
7 Slices: The Boston Yeti is reading the weather, after saying that Harvey Leonard is currently under sedation. Things are about to get really funky.
Latest update should be "1/17
Latest update should be "1/17" not "11/17"
Is there a discount for buying all 5?
I want the whole set!
Need to send out a tweet announcing the arrival of the 2019-20 season...
FORMING AN EYE? UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON! REPENT TO UR WEATHER LORDS!
Fresh loaf of challah from local bakery: check
Two dozen eggs: check
Gallon of milk, just opened this morning: check
Bring it on!!
Is Harv still our guy or will we need to name a new French Toast King/Queen?
In his honor
This season will still feature what Harv would have done. Next season, we'll have to come up with somebody else.
For five slices
all you need now is "Harvey's back."
The last minor storms in Jan 2023 were labeled Blue, but this obvious Yellow today (Jan 16, 2023, incorrectly labeled Green) is clearly more snowfall than either of the earlier Blues this January. I think this gizmo's broken. And I'm just north of Boston, whereas the "jackpot" was Plymouth County and The Cape, but there is more than Blue level falling today.
So far today
only a slice of stale Wonder Bread, but the day is far from over :-)