As a proud Irish American from a large family of 7 kids, I can tell you that there are showers and growers in the Irish American community. Either way, the results are effective. The Irish Curse is largely a myth.
You're right...it's actually hysterical. I would have laughed so hard (pun intended?) if I had seen that. Probably would have taken a selfie with it.
Before the "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN" crowd...if you see it w/ your kid you explain what it is - you don't ignore it, rush them away or make it dirty. It's a body part. Let's make America not so sexually repressed.
Seems silly to file a 311 complaint and ask the city to schedule a maintenance worker to take care of this. This person wasted more time taking a picture than if they had just grabbed a stick, knocked the dang thing down, and threw it in the trash barrel. This is YOUR neighborhood! Have some pride and take care of this stuff on your own and we will all have a nicer city to live in.
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That sign suffers not...
the Irish curse.
Penis on street sign
Definitely not a cursed Irishman. Probably black Irish!
The Irish Curse is a myth
As a proud Irish American from a large family of 7 kids, I can tell you that there are showers and growers in the Irish American community. Either way, the results are effective. The Irish Curse is largely a myth.
Dirk Diggler
I think this is more Dirk Diggler, given the skin tone.
I can't speak for my Irish descendants,
but my endowment is above average.
Then again, I have English, Spanish (great grandfather), and even a Polish Jewish ancestor.
They don't call it City Point
for nothin'.
Ok.... I have to admit, that
Ok.... I have to admit, that’s pretty funny.
Detachable penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable...
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
Not funny.
This is not funny
Counterpoint: Yes it is.
Counterpoint: Yes it is.
Umm.
No. It’s not.
no really
...it is
Nah ah
Nah ah.
It's missing a lengthy foreskin...
But otherwise it's an A+
This isn't an argument
This is contradiction!
Room 12
(No subject)
You're right...it's actually
You're right...it's actually hysterical. I would have laughed so hard (pun intended?) if I had seen that. Probably would have taken a selfie with it.
Before the "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN" crowd...if you see it w/ your kid you explain what it is - you don't ignore it, rush them away or make it dirty. It's a body part. Let's make America not so sexually repressed.
Yep. How this would actually go:
"Papa, that sign has a penis!"
"Haha, yep."
"Why?"
"Maybe someone thought it was funny."
"hahahaha"
and then they would get distracted by a squirrel or something.
Not funny.
♫ Penis on a street sign, I know
I know it's serious
Penis on a street sign, I know
I know it's really serious. ♫
Ha
I would rather not go
Back down to Southie
I would rather not go
Back down to Southie
There's too many big dildos
Too many dildos there
Take it down and throw it away
Seems silly to file a 311 complaint and ask the city to schedule a maintenance worker to take care of this. This person wasted more time taking a picture than if they had just grabbed a stick, knocked the dang thing down, and threw it in the trash barrel. This is YOUR neighborhood! Have some pride and take care of this stuff on your own and we will all have a nicer city to live in.
Only if you have disposable gloves
You don't know where that thing's been.
Oh I think we do know where
Oh I think we do know where it's been.
Lighten up Francis!
Lighten up Francis!
But then we wouldn't get to see it
and the maintenance worker wouldn't have a funny story to tell (to say nothing of missing out on a great hood ornament.)
Sometimes in life, someone
Sometimes in life, someone take the silly route and we're all richer for it.
Treat discarded sex toys like syringes... please...
Leave it to the professionals.
Nonsense
You could even handle it with bare hands as long as you washed your hands well afterwards.
They're not, like... sharp or anything.
Sure, Jan...
Vaginal discharge, fecal matter, semen, blood...
It's like holding a strap on the MBTA minus the snot...
I was with you at first
But I ride the MBTA all the time and have yet to encounter anyone holding a strapon.
I mean, I'd sure recommend wearing gloves
but it's not like you need a professional to deal with it.
The ppl who show up from
The ppl who show up from public works “I’m not fucking touching that thing”
Violation
The rubber appendage seems to be violating the directive of the sign to which it is attached.
Just as well
Peyronie's Disease can be painful, I've heard.
I wouldn't say it's massive
Impressive, but not massive. :)
Not art.
Not art.
Proud boy!
Oooh. Now that's a proud boy!
Update 1-5 2:37 pm
I clicked on the link to the report to see if it had been resolved. Status is "Report not available"
I hope someone saved a screenshot.
Of course
It's now attached to the original post above as "original complaint."
No dildoes on 311
Looks like the city's taken down the 311 complaint about the rubber item.
Be careful with the terminology
Only items made here using locally sourced materials are properly covered by that term. Otherwise it's properly termed a generic "phalloid sex toy"
Get yours at
the yard sale.
I believe the proper term for erstaz phalluses produced
outside the Dildo Appellation d’Origine Contrôlée is "sparkling marital aids."
Revised
"Sparking self-care items".
Universal Chub
Universal Chub
Thank you
I needed my laugh for the day.