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Masshole karma at the top of Millennium Park
By adamg on Tue, 01/23/2024 - 10:40am
On her usual walk around Millennium Park this morning, Mary Ellen couldn't help but notice the evidence that somebody had driven up onto the soccer fields at the top of the park and done some donuts:
"I don’t know how bad the field was since hopefully it was frozen," she says, then adds there was also evidence of some karmic retribution: "They did slide right into the fence."
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Tenant did this once
I asked to her not drive on the lawn and her response was "I only do it when the ground is frozen".
I thought of responding "So you're telling me that you researched how deeply the ground has to be frozen to withstand the weight of your car? And then you got an ice pick and thrust it into the ground repeatedly until you discovered the depth it is frozen?"
Instead I just said "Asphalt only. Drive only on the asphalt."