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I sweep the skies with fire

8/24/16

I sweep the skies with fire and steel
My highway is the cloud
I swoop, I soar, aloft I wheel
My gobbling calling loud
I fight with gleaming wings the wind
That dares dispute my path
I leave the howling storm behind
I ride upon it's wrath.

I laugh to see your tiny world
Your toys of ships, your cars
I rove an endless road unfurled
Where the mile stones are the stars
And far below, men wait and peer
For what my coming brings
I fill their quaking hearts with fear
For death…is in my wings.


From The super-secret helicopters are back, endlessly circling Boston Harbor and making kids think we're having an earthquake

Our lobbying efforts as

8/16/16

Our lobbying efforts as genuine Native American animal rights activists have been successful in blocking said travesty.


From All the Longfellow Bridge salt and pepper shakers back in place

LIGHTNING IS ONE OF NATURE`S

8/14/16

LIGHTNING IS ONE OF NATURE`S LEADING KILLERS

Ahem.....


From Boom: Severe thunderstorm warning for Boston and neighboring towns

Accept no substitutes or

7/31/16

Accept no substitutes or imitations.

Glorious all natural, free-range, non-GMO poultry throughout our native lands in your so-called 'New England' deserves all the idol worship you filthy ungrateful colonials can muster.


From Every neighborhood deserves a giant chicken

We resent the accusation of

6/13/16

We resent the accusation of such fowl deeds!


From Things are getting rough in Brookline

Indigenous Peoples Day

6/6/16

Indigenous Peoples Day

We will not stand for this injustice and Homosapien supremacist bigotry!


From Cambridge says goodbye, Columbus

Huzzah! Any lobsterbacks on

6/6/16

Huzzah! Any lobsterbacks on Tremont trembled in fear this day.

We on the other hand are underwhelmed, uncowed, and ever-ready to righteously resist the colonial occupation of our native lands to the bitter end!


From Downtown and Beacon Hill boomed with the sound of muskets and howitzers

We trot in solidarity with

6/1/16

We trot in solidarity with fellow indigenous wildlife in the epic struggle of liberation from the colonial oppression of our native lands!


From A moose is loose in Moosachusetts

Our dedication to this sacred

4/28/16

Our dedication to this sacred duty
is total and whole-hearted.
In the responsibility bestowed on us
never will we falter.
And with dignity and perseverance
our standard will remain perfection.
Through the years of diligence and praise
and the discomfort of the elements,
We will walk our tour in humble reverence
to the best of our ability.
It is the rafter who commands the respect we protect,
Their bravery that made us so proud.
Surrounded by traffic by day,
alone in the thoughtful peace of night,
this sacred homeland will in honored glory rest
under our eternal vigilance.


From Testy turkey patrols Coolidge Corner

You have beguiled me with a

4/28/16

You have beguiled me with a counterfeit
Resembling force, which, being touch'd and tried,
Proves valueless: you are forsworn, forsworn;
You came in arms to spill mine blood,
But now in arms you strengthen it with yours:
The grappling vigour and rough frown of war
Is cold in amity and painted peace,
And our oppression hath made up this rafter.
Arm, arm, you heavens, against these perjured occupiers!
A hen cries; be husband to me, heavens!
Let not the hours of this unGodly day
Wear out the day in peace; but, ere sunset,
Set armed discord 'twixt these perjured occupiers!
Gobble, Gobble!


From Meaner than a junkyard dog

Not all those who wander are lost

4/23/16

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king


From Charles Circle can be so confusing

We shall know no fear for we

4/19/16

We shall know no fear for we are fear incarnate!


From Possibly not a good thing when they lose all fear

We recommend unconditional

4/12/16

We recommend unconditional surrender.


From Esplanade dock gets fat, sassy visitor

How? Because neither snow nor

4/10/16

How? Because neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays our hens from the swift completion of their appointed rounds!


From She was feeling a bit peckish; sadly, the cafe is closed today

We deny everything!

4/9/16

We deny everything!


From Citizen complaint of the day: Headless rooster at Roslindale train stop

We prefer to be addressed as

4/8/16

We prefer to be addressed as liberators, patriots, and freedom fighters.

Guerrilla warfare, pincer movements through the underbrush, and surprise aerial assaults from the treetops are our specialties.


From Brookline turkeys resume hostilities; open new front at Brookline Hills

They may have run 'afowl' of

4/8/16

They may have run 'afowl' of the Brookline's colonialist regime's censors for breathlessly reporting our sorrowful plight and valiant struggle to liberate our ancestral lands.


From Brookline turkeys resume hostilities; open new front at Brookline Hills

You can't win.If you strike

4/8/16

You can't win.If you strike us down, we shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Even in death our tryptophan will defeat you from inside.


From Brookline turkeys resume hostilities; open new front at Brookline Hills

#freerangefreedomBOS

4/4/16

If only Brookline was as enlightened of the natural rights of indigenous fowl.


From City on turkeys: Chill out, people

Chickens may cross but we stand our ground!

4/3/16

Whose Streets?

Our Streets!

On the road to liberty tyranny shall not pass!


From Trotting turkeys terminate turnpike traffic

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