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Mystic turkey

By adamg on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 12:26pm
Turkey on Mystic Avenue

Georgy Cohen wonders why the turkey crossed Mystic Avenue in Somerville this morning.

Neighborhoods: 
Somerville
Topics: 
Driving
Free tagging: 
Wildlife
Turkeys


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Comments

By Elmer on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 12:44pm.

By Turkey Liberation Front on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 1:08pm.

Crossing the expressway in the giddy
interval between fatal missteps
I trot out over the southbound abyss, bent
under my twenty pounds, hurdling each
yard of air like a fathom of water, steal the two lanes
just like second base and traverse the median,
then the northbound lanes, stealing home,
instinctively trailing my tail now but
intent on anything but the radiator grilles
glittering around me, startled faces whistling past
at fifty

By anon on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 9:09pm.

I do.

By anon on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 10:34pm.

Period.

By DPM on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 2:16pm.

I see the artillery fire was ineffective.. Kill it with fire?

By Neil on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 2:25pm.

It's the only way to be sure.

By R Hookup on Tue, 08/30/2016 - 6:38pm.

Thanksgiving dinner...

By anon on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 3:40pm.

mystic street pizza

By anon on Mon, 08/29/2016 - 6:42pm.

You silly goose

By anon on Wed, 08/31/2016 - 7:10am.

I saw a turkey crossing at the same place at about 5 pm yesterday. Maybe this guy has been walking back and forth to work!