And be a complete slob and read the ever informative Metro and its stories that make sure we know that woman got her new face from a cadaver and not a living donor, Mike Mennonno reports.

Miss M, who is 6 1/2 months pregnant, however, reports that one thing T riders never do, or at least, people on the 7 bus never do, is offer their seats to women in the later and more obvious stages of pregnancy. She prepares a Luther-like set of theses to explain to people what does not qualify them for sitting in those seats marked for the disabled, including:

2. Needing to reapply your lipgloss.

Julia tells us what to do with ramps, which are only available around here in May - like pickling them and serving them with another spring delicacy: Delaware River shad roe.

The Globe reports that "feisty" Alan LeBovidge resigned today, after doing a little calculus that he wasn't worth what the state was paying him. He did not mention whether becoming one of the most hated people in state government was part of the equation.

Not very long:

... It's nice to be 5-0 against the Yankees. Yanks fans will make excuses, like A-Rod being out. And that's fair. After all, April and May are A-Rod's best months. ...

Mike Giardi: I'm not to advocate violence, but I’ve about had it with Joba Chamberlain:

... Not only that, but I've about had it with the Red Sox letting him get away with it. The kid had impeccable control last night, yet somehow loses his grip to stick one right between Jason Bay’s shoulder blades? ...

Dan Tobin: Sox now have as many wins against New York as Teixeira has home runs:

... I ain't feeling sorry for you [Chamberlain], not when you act like you deserve Glen Davis's nickname more than he does. We call HIM Big Baby because of his girth and young-looking face. You? You got the girth, but that's not the only reason you'd qualify. ...

Kristen wonders why NESN screwed around with Buck "OR-tiz" Martinez when the Eck is such a wonderful Remy fill-in:

... Now don't get me wrong, I love Remy more than is probably healthy and wish him the speediest of speedy recoveries, but Eckersley is nothing short of a national treasure. The man simply says what he thinks, whatever pops into his head, regardless of appropriateness or tact. It's simply delightful. ...