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Police: Red Line rider exposes something more than his feet
By adamg on Mon, 04/28/2014 - 9:49am
Transit Police report charging a Hub man with shtupping himself on a Red Line train last night while making lewd comments to two women sitting across from him.
More specifically, Richard Johnson, 48, of Boston, "had his penis out of his pants and was masturbating/fondling himself," police say, adding he got off at Downtown Crossing.
Johnson is scheduled for arraignment today in Boston Municipal Court on a charge of open and gross lewdness.
Innocent, etc.
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Seriously?
That's seriously this guy's name?
Dick Johnson
Apparently a very popular name: https://www.google.com/search?q=dick+johnson&oq=dick+johnson&aqs=chrome....
So
Rod Pecker is no longer a suspect?
And his middle name is peter?
And his middle name is peter?
and
he lives in a phallicial estate in Rockport.
Actually, I believe it's in
Actually, I believe it's in Holden, Mass,
This guy should move to Magoun Square
He can set up a storefront on the block with Woody's Liquors, Pini's Pizza, and Wang's Chinese Restaurant.
What about nearby Ball Square?
What about nearby Ball Square? It might have something that he seems to be missing.
Got off at Downtown Crossing
Got off at Downtown Crossing huh? I wonder how much longer he stayed on the train?
"adding he got off at
"adding he got off at Downtown Crossing"... perhaps more than one meaning to this phrase?
It's a
happy ending to the story.
"Gott off at Downtown
"Gott off at Downtown Crossing"........ How so?
The double meanings
... they write themselves!
any relation?
any relation to Richard Hertz from Holden?
Hertz maybe? They
can always prick his finger and get a DNA sample.
Any witness documentation?
to identify the perp? Oh, yeah, they would get arrested for whipping out their cell phone cameras under the new and improved anti-upskirt law.