TLF

I cannot forecast to you the action of the Turkey Liberation Front. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key our national interest in liberating our native lands from you colonial oppressors and your unjust occupation.

5) Greet them as liberators
6) Give them back their ancestral homeland
7) Provide kosher baked goods

Re: Tribute left on Street/Sidewalk

Case Number: 101002993607

Dear Colonial Occupier,

Thank you for contacting us regarding a Tribute left on Street/Sidewalk, which you reported on Aug 15, 2019, located at the Intersection Of Clarendon St & Commonwealth Ave, Boston.

We have closed this case for the following reason:
Delicious tribute accepted despite dubious kosher status.

Closed date : 2019-08-15

If you have questions, or if the issue was not resolved to your satisfaction, please contact us by replying to this comment or calling us by gobbling. We're available to provide liberation services 24 hours a day, seven days a week except the fourth Thursday in November of each year.

Your self loathing is important to us. Please take a moment to consider supporting our glorious struggle of liberation so we can ensure we are continuously providing the best resistance to the unlawful occupation of our native lands.

Sincerely,

The Turkey Liberation Front

Like a phoenix this temple shall rise from the ashes reborn in its duty to serve the delicious symbols of the sacred circle of life.

The only thing going to be swiftly served piping hot and supersized to you colonizers is sweet justice*.

We will dethrone this so called Burger "King" and replace the monarchy with a democratically elected republican enterprise. An amply sized centrist legislative body with balanced left and right wings representative and inclusive of the diverse views of indigenous peoples.

What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to a mind? Our innumerable rafter is full of wonders, you cannot even conceive.

The future of Greater Brookline belongs to those who show up and WE ARE HERE!

The righteous will rejoice when he sees the vengeance; He will wash his spurs in the blood of the wicked!

We will bring them back from Greater Brookline. We will bring them back from the depths of the sea; our spurs may shatter them in blood, The tongues of dogs may have its portion from our enemies. They have seen our trot. The trot of our Toms, our liberators, into sanctuary!

*oink*

Please do not dig up your flower beds? If they will feed nothing else, they will feed our revenge. You hath disgraced us and hindered us half a millennia, laughed at our losses, mocked our gains, scorned our nation, thwarted our bargains, cooled our friends, heated our enemies—and what’s your reason? I am a turkey. Hath not a turkey eyes? Hath not a turkey wings, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a human is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a turkey wrong a human, what is its humility? Revenge. If a human wrong a turkey, what should his sufferance be by turkey example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach me I will execute—and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction!